La Noche

Bar or Club? bar with small dance floor
Location: c/ de Toledo
Metro: La Latina?
Pros: open late
Cons: putibar (and i mean old whores -- a fact which was not revealed to us until after we arrived), bad music, no reggaeton (they claimed to have it), 9 euro to get in (includes drink) even if you walk in with the bar owner's son, crappy decor, plenty of couches (but on their last breath, just like the crowd there)

Drinks to Order: just don't go.
Drinks to Avoid: just avoid the whole place. really.

Random fact: There is only one bathroom stall for the ladies, which is not good when an ancient dinosaur pukes all over the floor right before you get in there...

Verdict: -45.2